ihateusernames ([info]ihateusernames) wrote,
@ 2007-08-01 17:31:00
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This is frighteningly hilarious. In an article about Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin's book SKINNY BITCH, Freedman was quoted as saying the following in response to reader's anger over the book's false advertising and misrepresentation:

“They’re mad that they spent $14 on a book that was not what they thought, but they’re not mad that chickens are having beaks chopped off their faces?” asked Ms. Freedman, who now lives in Hollywood. “How is that possible? I can’t even wrap my mind around that.”

Well Ms. Freedman, that's because chickens are freakin' delicious. Being told you're buying a diet book when you're really being fed a vegan agenda-- that's not so delicious.

I don't have anything against vegetarianism/veganism per se, just like I have nothing against religion per se. What I have a problem with is people pushing their agenda down your throat, and crying about how right they are and how wrong everyone else is.

Sorry girls, some of us are omnivores. I start salivating just looking at fat pigeons. This past weekend while observing some geese hanging out at the zoo, I counted off: "I'll have you grilled, and I'll have you on a sandwich, and I'll have you with some pasta..." Foul is incredibly delicious and is packed with protein which helps build muscles, something skinny bitches don't have.

I know it sounds like I think veg's are lame, but I don't. I don't care, it's their choice. I just find it hilarious that this author couldn't understand why readers might be miffed, AND expects everyone in the world to care about a chicken's right to life. As if her way is the only way, and anyone who doesn't agree is a monster.

Well yes ma'am, I am a monster. Hand me an axe, I'd like to cut some chicken faces off myself. Yum! Thanks for the visual!



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[info]ihaven0name
2007-08-02 03:40 am UTC (link)
That's what douchebags get for thinking that emulating Posh spice is a good idea...

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